So guys, this is your competition.

Here's a short little blog for you of some of the openers I've gotten. Gentleman, most of you have some work to do. But, I know you have it in you.

[AG=App Guy]


*eyeroll*


Seriously? Ouch.


Thanks?


This guy's got it. Now that's what I am talking about.


This guy made me laugh and got to meet me in real life:


Huh?!


He started off okayyyy, but clearly he didn't read Can I get your number?


I mean, how do I even respond to this one? Thanks for the head's up?


I just don't know what inspired this opener.


I don't know where this guy came up with this one either. Like, why?


The future of dating apps?


This dude needed some schooling. Probably best to use the term MILF with more caution, or like NEVER.


And, speaking of children...


And finally, just please don't:


Ah, at least sometimes they made me crack myself up.

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  1. AnonymousSeptember 15, 2017 at 11:13 AM

    It is good to have a reminder about the ways NOT to talk to a woman. Wow I can't believe they thought it MIGHT work

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    1. Jennifer LourieSeptember 15, 2017 at 11:32 AM

      I don't even know what some of these guys are actually attempting to accomplish.

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  2. UnknownSeptember 15, 2017 at 11:19 AM

    I definitely got a chuckle out of these. The S&M one was pretty good. I love how smart you are with your responses.

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    1. Jennifer LourieSeptember 15, 2017 at 11:32 AM

      Oh, I am glad! Thanks Kasey! Yeah, that S&M one cracked me up but I think the spanking one if my favorite.

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  3. UnknownSeptember 17, 2017 at 10:53 PM

    Very funny! I feel Shane for all these man.. like I use to say espantamujeres

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    1. Jennifer LourieSeptember 18, 2017 at 9:01 AM

      Espantamujers es muy buena descripción!

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    2. UnknownSeptember 19, 2017 at 9:58 AM

      So far this week I got a winning lottery ticket and I matched with you. How is your week going?

      I have never actually used that one because I never get matches. I say this because JLo has been into self deprecating humor lately !

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    3. Jennifer LourieSeptember 19, 2017 at 11:12 PM

      Oh man, Rob Driver, that makes me sad. You have never gotten matches? If you haven't just know you are not alone. There are so many people I know of who haven't.

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